As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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