do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We have started to decorate penises.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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