My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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