I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I want to fling myself into the sun
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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