why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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