So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Randomize
