Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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