I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what if I'm pregnant?
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the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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