I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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