A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm bleeding and have questions
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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