hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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