i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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