Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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