just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
not ubering you a puppy
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize
