Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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