spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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