ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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