Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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