You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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