Where are you?
In a non slutty way
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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