my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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