I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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