I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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