She announced her abortion via fbk
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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