i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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