Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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