Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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