how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Actions speak louder than pants.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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