I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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