Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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