Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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