she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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