i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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