Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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