can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
