i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He better not be in your backpack
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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