My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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