do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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