you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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