Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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