Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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