Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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