this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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