Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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