So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
