I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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