He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Oh god it's open bar.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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