it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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