My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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