Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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