just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He did a backflip because drugs
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