so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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