i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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